HAPA ADAI

Bitch, I didn't take your laughter. Don't be so mother-fucking dramatic. It's not
attractive! I swear, if you didn't have a Vaginer, I'd say you were a gay man,
which would be disastrous as you are already a HAPA in both minorities, getting both
worst characteristic traits; Passive Chinese and Aggresive Latina.
A+B = Passive Aggressive and to make matters worse, you go both ways. EFA, my drag
queen friend, yes there are many, that Chamorro one would say:

"Ey Gir, Efa Adai, Good Evening," then sashay away with your jet black wavy hair
to the waist like a good Pacific Islander.
Where's I? Pietra, don't be telling lies about your laughter eloping with me. Bitch,
I wasn't laughing, I was scurred straight girrl for that last 15 minutes. Yes, I
thought about dying, but when that Diva came knocking at my door in stilletos and
a long burgundy hooded cape, I's like: Shit Ms D., I didn't mean all dum thoughts!
Ey girl, just fucking with you!
No it wasn't laughter with me, it was my ass driving straight away to the hospital
at 3pm in the afternoon. Not even Pau Hana time. I had two frozen fucking turkeys
in the back seat thawing because one had to go to San Diego and the other at your
house. There were 4 cases of Diet Cokes and my rice cooker.
It wasn't laughter, it was straight up panic!
It had to take a few adjusting and getting used to leave my fat ass mind you, and
doll, of course I was there during the ceremony and yes I looked great with
Tinkerbell on my hands, Havaneros slippers and my beautiful lei. I got Lei'd. Efa.
Dragon year Pietra. Your year. Don't fuck it up by being a melodramatic Bi-Minority
Hapa, Bisexual chick from Alhambra.